怎样说土味情话？在线等挺急的

最近不知道是什么情况，大家突然都不喜欢文艺的情话的了。

各种土到龟裂的情话喷涌而出。

一瞬间真觉得自己招架不住。

话说，怎样说土味情话？在线等挺急的。

 

 

 

1. 你最近是不是又胖了？

为什么你在我心里的分量越来越重了呢？

Are you getting fat lately?

Why are you weighing more and more in my heart?

 

2. 甜有100种方法

吃糖、吃蛋糕

还有每天想你98次

There are 100 ways to feel sweet.

Eating sugar, eating cakes,

and thinking about you in 98 ways every day.

 

3.我是可爱的小姑娘

你是可爱

I'm a little girl of beauty.

And you are Beauty.

 

 

 

4. 我不想撞南墙了

我只想撞你的胸膛

I don't want to smash into the wall anymore.

I just want to smash into your chest.

 

5. 你猜我最喜欢猪肉还是牛肉？

我最喜欢你这块心头肉

What meat do you think I like the most, pork or beef?

What I like the most is you--the meat of my heart.

 

6. 你有打火机吗？

没有。

那你是怎么点燃我的心的？

You have a lighter?

No.

Then how did you set my heart on fire?

 

 

7. 你猜我是什么血型？

我是你的理想型

Do you know what my blood type is?

I'm the ideal type that you want.

 

8. 你猜我的心在左边还是右边

它在你那边

Which side do you think my heart is on? Left or right?

It's on your side.

 

9. 你知道我为什么感冒吗？

因为我对你完全没有抵抗力

Do you know why I got a cold?

Because I'm totally not immune to you.