一组漫画告诉你，有关单身女孩的十件事

导读

单身有它的好处也有它的坏处。但是毋庸置疑的一点是一个人自由自在的飞来飞去有的时候却比约会要强。这或许是单身人士仅有的时刻吧，你可以做你想做的，并且决定什么时候去做。下面一组关于单身女孩的漫画，可谓又萌又心酸。

 

1. It's like boys are the Oscar, and I’m Leonardo Dicaprio.

好像男孩子都是奥斯卡奖，我就是莱昂纳多·迪卡普里奥。

 

 

 

2. Please be as weird as me. Please be as weird as me. Please be as weird as me.

-Me every time I meet someone

每次当我遇见某个人的时候，我会祈祷，千万要和我一样特立独行呀！

 

 

 

3. I’m worried that I may have already met the man of my dreams. But probably told him to fuck off..

我很担心我都已经遇见过我的Mr. Right了，可是我或许已经叫他滚开了....

 

 

 

4. Guys I find attractive: Famous. Taken. Twice my age. Don’t know I exist. Not real.

吸引我的类型：有名气，会被我俘虏，岁数比我大两倍，不知道我的存在，虚幻的...

 

 

 

5. What if I got a boyfriend? I wouldn’t know what to do... What do they eat? How often do they have to be walked?

万一我有了男朋友怎么办？其他情侣他们都吃什么？多久出去散一次步好呢？

 

 

 

6. Just because I don’t have a boyfriend. It doesn’t mean I’m alone. I have food and the Internet.

我不会因为没有男朋友而感到孤独，因为我有好吃的，我还可以上网。

 

 

7. Who am I shaving for?

女为知己者容，我呢？

 

 

 

8. I’m single by choice.

    Not my choice, but still a choice.

我单身是个选择，不是我的选择，但却仍然是个选择。

 

 

9. Everything I like is either expensive, fattening or won’t text me.

所有我喜欢的要么太贵，要么正在长肥，要么就是不给我发消息。

 

 

 

10. Relationship status: Eating.

感情状态：吃ING......